Why this and Why now? 10 reasons listed below:
1) Its $10.00 all in.
2) Its a an abstract form of art that you can maybe one day sell on Christies to some rich person.
3) It is something you can have 10 laughs at.
4) You are keeping my 1999 civic alive.
5) I've spent several days working on this shitty website.
6) It'll take me more time to draw and mail this than it would for me to work at mcdonalds.
7) Receiving a personal hand-mailed piece of crappy literature and a drawing will have some sort of impact. The recipient will likely think or ask you the following questions:
- "Wtf is this?"
- "You wasted $10 on this?"
- Dialogue A to B
A - " Hey <insert coworkers name> look at what I got in the mail".
B -"Huehue wtf is this... you should definitely hang it up".
- "Why are you sending this to me <insert name>" - proceeds to visit website and is unimpressed.
- "This doesn't look like me...and this doesn't even rhyme!"
- "These are terrible insults.
8) Can be used to initiate a divorce/separation if strategically delivered. Such as if given as an anniversary gift.
9) This will end laughter or any humour.
10) I need money.